... not to be outdone by A Raja's 2G scam, the Bangalore based Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) has decided to sell satellite broadband services at below market rates.
In response to this discovery, an embarrassed representative of ISRO said, "we were under the impression that what happens in space, stays in space."
The PMs office has engaged, "Marvin the Martian" to protect Indian satellites in space from being looted again. "Marvin is an impartial and incorruptible agent," said the PMs office.
In response, there have been allegations that the PM is under the control of the Martian army. "Why else would he wear that turban on his head?" Asked Tamil Nadu Chief Minister M Karunanidhi. Obviously the Martians have hidden a transmitting device by which they control him. Look at my head, no transmission device.
In response to this discovery, an embarrassed representative of ISRO said, "we were under the impression that what happens in space, stays in space."
The PMs office has engaged, "Marvin the Martian" to protect Indian satellites in space from being looted again. "Marvin is an impartial and incorruptible agent," said the PMs office.
In response, there have been allegations that the PM is under the control of the Martian army. "Why else would he wear that turban on his head?" Asked Tamil Nadu Chief Minister M Karunanidhi. Obviously the Martians have hidden a transmitting device by which they control him. Look at my head, no transmission device.
