... Indians are traveling to Dubai and Singapore for sex determination tests.
The Indian government has decided to import young girls from Africa to fill the gap. Said a representative of the State Trading Corporation of India, "When we have shortage of pulses or coal, we import it from Africa. Why not do the same with women?"
Meanwhile businesses are adjusting their forward looking plans. Makers of fairness creams see their business booming. "African women are usually dark skinned, and men in India like fair skinned girls," said the head of marketing for Fair and Comely creams.
But not everyone is happy. "We are considering removing the colour pink from our catalog of colors," said a senior representative of Asian Paints. "Men just don't buy enough pink and without women, the colour will not make us enough money.
In response the gay population of India is planning a protest next month. Said, a spokesperson for an LGBT organization that wishes not to be named: "The colour pink is an essential part of our home decorating agenda. Why should we have to suffer?"
In more heartening news, the gay male population expects additional converts and is looking forward to seeing its membership swell. "With the female population being wiped out, what choice will men have but to become gay?" Said a recent convert as he was getting his ears pierced.
The Indian government has decided to import young girls from Africa to fill the gap. Said a representative of the State Trading Corporation of India, "When we have shortage of pulses or coal, we import it from Africa. Why not do the same with women?"
Meanwhile businesses are adjusting their forward looking plans. Makers of fairness creams see their business booming. "African women are usually dark skinned, and men in India like fair skinned girls," said the head of marketing for Fair and Comely creams.
But not everyone is happy. "We are considering removing the colour pink from our catalog of colors," said a senior representative of Asian Paints. "Men just don't buy enough pink and without women, the colour will not make us enough money.
In response the gay population of India is planning a protest next month. Said, a spokesperson for an LGBT organization that wishes not to be named: "The colour pink is an essential part of our home decorating agenda. Why should we have to suffer?"
In more heartening news, the gay male population expects additional converts and is looking forward to seeing its membership swell. "With the female population being wiped out, what choice will men have but to become gay?" Said a recent convert as he was getting his ears pierced.
