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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Sex scandal at JNU; students make porn video that is circulated by MMS

... college in shock that the couple used high quality equipment for shooting.

"We didn't realize that our students had access to such funds," said a senior administrator at JNU.  "They are obviously hiding their money and we are not charging them enough in fees."  The college intends to hold an emergency meeting to address this issue.


Seeing the increase in MMS traffic, Airtel has launched a new service to distribute the Kama Sutra by MMS.  "Clearly there is a demand for sex by MMS," said a senior representative of the company.  We are also petitioning the government to change the meaning of the acronym MMS.  We want it to stand for 'Messages for Mobile Sex'."