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Friday, February 11, 2011

Hindu deity picture on slippers causes outrage in Malaysia

... Said a senior representative of the Malaysia Hindu Sangam: "Everyone knows that Hindu Gods are all-powerful and with that power comes an extremely heightened sense of smell.  We can't have them smelling foot odor all day long.  It's inhuman."

A local gorilla on the scene was in agreement.


In protest, Hindu extremists have been kidnapping locals who buy these slippers and tickling their feet till they apologize.