... Said a senior representative of the Malaysia Hindu Sangam: "Everyone knows that Hindu Gods are all-powerful and with that power comes an extremely heightened sense of smell. We can't have them smelling foot odor all day long. It's inhuman."
A local gorilla on the scene was in agreement.
In protest, Hindu extremists have been kidnapping locals who buy these slippers and tickling their feet till they apologize.
A local gorilla on the scene was in agreement.
In protest, Hindu extremists have been kidnapping locals who buy these slippers and tickling their feet till they apologize.