... Americans overjoyed. "We are thrilled to see that the billions of dollars in aid that we have given to Pakistan are being used to build nuclear reactors instead of being wasted on education or elimination of poverty," said a senior representative of the US government.
In the last decade Pakistan has doubled its nuclear weapons stockpile. The US government supports this increase as part of its drive to decrease poverty worldwide. Said a senior representative of a Washington DC based think-tank: "According to our research, dropping nuclear bombs on people is the best way to eliminate poverty. We bombed Japan and they seem to be doing just fine."
Pakistan's new reactor is fueled by plutonium, instead of uranium. This is part of a growing trend: Pakistan is making more plutonium based nuclear weapons because they are more compact. Said the Pakistani Army General in charge of the nuclear weapons program: "The modern day terrorist doesn't have time to check in luggage. It's important to make compact bombs that can be carried as hand luggage."
In the last decade Pakistan has doubled its nuclear weapons stockpile. The US government supports this increase as part of its drive to decrease poverty worldwide. Said a senior representative of a Washington DC based think-tank: "According to our research, dropping nuclear bombs on people is the best way to eliminate poverty. We bombed Japan and they seem to be doing just fine."
Pakistan's new reactor is fueled by plutonium, instead of uranium. This is part of a growing trend: Pakistan is making more plutonium based nuclear weapons because they are more compact. Said the Pakistani Army General in charge of the nuclear weapons program: "The modern day terrorist doesn't have time to check in luggage. It's important to make compact bombs that can be carried as hand luggage."
