... decides to stay in space, says water supply better than Delhi.
The head of the the Indian Space and Research Organization has criticized the actions of Chandrayaan-1 and demanded that it return to Earth. "Chandrayaan belongs to the Indian government. Besides, I have listed the camera from Chandaryaan-1 for sale on e-bay and I already have twenty-five bids."
In other news, the Shiv Sena has demanded that Charayaan remain in space becuase its phallic penis-like shape will send the wrong message to the youth of the country.
Said a senior representative: "We would prefer that the next lunar probe be in the shape of a trident." The Shiv Sena will be constructing a large sign in the Thar Desert that is visible from space: "Penis shaped probes not welcome in India."
Drillbit, the resident drilling machine in the Thar desert has volunteered its services to the Shiv Sena free of charge.
The head of the the Indian Space and Research Organization has criticized the actions of Chandrayaan-1 and demanded that it return to Earth. "Chandrayaan belongs to the Indian government. Besides, I have listed the camera from Chandaryaan-1 for sale on e-bay and I already have twenty-five bids."
In other news, the Shiv Sena has demanded that Charayaan remain in space becuase its phallic penis-like shape will send the wrong message to the youth of the country.
Said a senior representative: "We would prefer that the next lunar probe be in the shape of a trident." The Shiv Sena will be constructing a large sign in the Thar Desert that is visible from space: "Penis shaped probes not welcome in India."
Drillbit, the resident drilling machine in the Thar desert has volunteered its services to the Shiv Sena free of charge.
