... exhausted guests celebrate.
Said a Delhi socialite, "This rule hopefully means I'll be able to catch up on my favorite TV shows." Fido was unhappy that he'll have to go back to sharing the TV with his mistress. "I was really enjoying watching what I want, when I want," he said.
The Ministry of Food and Consumer Affairs claims that "maximum amount of food is wasted at weddings."
In response, Mr. Kapil Sibal, minister of Human Resource Development proposed a quota system for weddings. "A 25% quota should be reserved on the guest list for homeless people and beggars. Then we can ensure that no food goes to waste."
This announcement has led to riots by the middle class: "We are better qualified eaters; we'll consume more food than the poor," said a representative of the Middle Class Association of India.
Meanwhile, concerned citizens will now have to find new ways to flaunt their wealth. Said a local industrialist. "My office has already contacted Elton John's agent to see when he's available to perform at my daughter's wedding."
Said a Delhi socialite, "This rule hopefully means I'll be able to catch up on my favorite TV shows." Fido was unhappy that he'll have to go back to sharing the TV with his mistress. "I was really enjoying watching what I want, when I want," he said.
The Ministry of Food and Consumer Affairs claims that "maximum amount of food is wasted at weddings."
In response, Mr. Kapil Sibal, minister of Human Resource Development proposed a quota system for weddings. "A 25% quota should be reserved on the guest list for homeless people and beggars. Then we can ensure that no food goes to waste."
This announcement has led to riots by the middle class: "We are better qualified eaters; we'll consume more food than the poor," said a representative of the Middle Class Association of India.
Meanwhile, concerned citizens will now have to find new ways to flaunt their wealth. Said a local industrialist. "My office has already contacted Elton John's agent to see when he's available to perform at my daughter's wedding."
