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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Milk scam discovered

Trucks are hoarding milk.  Politicians are angry. "We are the ones who perpetrate scams.  The trucks have no right to get involved.  This is war," said an enraged politician from Gujrat.

The trucks will go on a one day strike in protest.  Citizens rejoiced at the news that the roads will be free of trucks.  Hearing this, the trucks cancelled their strike. But they're still pissed off.